Crypt Cracker

Sal's Soda Crackers had seen flagging sales for months, as competitor after competitor emerged with fanciful promises of "new flavors!" and "multiple ingredients!" The namesake Sal grew resigned to impending financial doom until an upstart from the bakery accidentally burned their batch to a crisp. "We don't have the money to throw these away!" Sal lamented, "we've got to use them, somehow. Give folks who find one a free trip to the town graveyard or something, I don't care!" Unbeknownst to Sal, the local graveyard had become a hotspot for treasure hunter, and the contest swept the land. Shelves were cleared of Sal's Soda Crackers, and business was booming, thanks to hundreds of adventurers desperate to open a box and find The Crypt Cracker.

--WorrierMN